Armed.. kinda..

Hey People..

I finally got one.. After reading about all the harassment in Crown Heights.. I bought myself a little hand pepper spray.. and why not?

I know some of you are thinking.. ah.. kinda corny.. it's for women that walk alone in dark, late-nite, parking lots that can never figure out how to open their car door and drop their keys at least 3 time while trying.... but trust me.. these little things could save your life..

I was in a situation not too long ago where a friend of mine was carrying some mace on him and it possibly saved our lives from a knife attacker..

So do your friends and family a favor.. take $14 and 8 cents with you to sunshine pharmacy and buy one.. don't buy the cheaper one.. this one sprays like 12 feet away.. simple to use..

Let me know if you bought one!

Where is home?

Is it Cali or NY?

It's good to be back...
Hmmm....

The little/big things...

I'm at a friends for Pesach.. His wife is due.. any minute now.. with her 2nd child..

When I came to the house I noticed a sign on the fridge that his wife wrote when she was close to due.. I was very impressed and said I want a wife that has the mind to do this..

She wrote out in detail how to take care of the first kid when she's gone.. you know covering all bases.. There was something about it that had me take it off the fridge, type it up and post it.. so here you go:

LEVIKS SCHEDULE

- Usually wakes up between 5:30 AM & 6:00 AM (if he cries before 5:00 try not to get him.. wait until as close to 5:00 AM as you can)
- He has a milk bottle warmed in the microwave for 45 seconds.. Basically right when he gets up.
- He plays for about an hour and by 7:15 usually he wants to eat. (Breakfast is usually a bowl of oatmeal, 1 egg with a little cheese, or a yogurt w/ some try cereal in it).
- He can be up for about five/five and a half hours before he needs a nap. (give him a bottle before his nap). (if he wakes @ 5:30 nap @ 10:30 – 6:00 nap @ 11:00 and so on.)
- His nap should be an hour maybe 1 hour 15 min. (if your lucky).
- When he wakes up he usually eats lunch 12:00 – 12:30.
- Once he’s up he’s up for the day. The more running around the better he’ll sleep.
- He’ll be ready for another bottle @ like three 3:00 PM.
- Between 4:30 PM & 5:00 PM he usually eats dinner (BTW he likes frozen pea’s)
- After dinner he gets a short bath, right into PJ’s, stories, bottle.. say shema w/ him. And he goes to bed what ever time he woke up. If up at 5:30 AM put to bed as close to 5:30 PM as you can etc……… The later the more he’ll cry.

☺ THANK YOU!

Another Important Life Lesson

Can't Make This Stuff Up!

The Next Best Thing...

These friendly little booklets are a must have for anyone that does or is thinking about doing Chitas and/or Rambam. It puts everything in easy-to-read format (even lets you know in the chumish section if there is Rashi below.. so you don't have to check after each posuk for the Rashi.. and has a section of the Tanya with them seemingly illegal vowel signs).

It also has nice bonus features: Sicha of the week.. Mamar.. HaYom yom etc...

Best of all - it's free... At least for those living in Crown Heights... I'm not sure if they ship to the outside world.. hmm..

Just email these guys and they'll have a fresh copy delivered to your doorstep every week. In the email just ask them to add you to their mailing list for D'Var Malchus and leave your address.. and like magic these colorful little fellas will be introduced into your life.

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