Private Mechitzas

Reuters -- Rabbi Shwei of the Beth Din (Jewish Court) has come out with a new rulling this week.

In his ruling (which was circulated all over the community) he writes: "Any Shabbos table that has two genders present, must have a private Mechitza (Jewish gender separating shield)... I heard you can even buy them on the world wide web... They are small separators that you put down the center of the table..."

Rabbi Rubashkin, head of community affairs, has cut off all of the Beth Din's meat indefinitely. An inside source tells us that he will restore a wealth of fresh meat flow once the Rabbi reconsiders his ruling.

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